Jokes!

Ok...so the Harding's are a little bit board!!! Nicole is knee deep in homework and Amanda is at camp, so we have been telling jokes to keep Nicole from crying...having a melt down...any of the above. So...here are our favorites of the day!

There was a Delta flight attendant and a Pastor. The flight attendant died and two days later the Pastor died. They both arrived in heaven and St. Peter greeted them and said, "Mr. Smith, I see you have been a flight attendant for 30 years." St. Peter handed him a silk robe, golden rod and a crown of jewels. He then said to the Pastor, "Pastor Green". St. Peter flips thru his pages and finds Pastor Greens name written in small writing. He says, "I see you have been a pastor for 40 years." He hands him a cotton robe and a wooden rod. Pastor Green says, "How come the flight attendant got a silk robe, golden rod and a crown of jewels, and I only received this cotton robe and wooden rod?" St. Peter replied, "You have been putting people to sleep for over 40 years, and Mr. Smith has been getting people to pray to God for 30 years!"

A brunette, red head and blonde walked into a bar. The brunette ordered a beer. The red head ordered a rum and coke. The blonde walked in and said OUCH!!!

A brunette walks into a candy shop and says, "I would like 5 lbs of licorice." The candy man gets out his ladder and gets her candy and puts the ladder away. In walks the red head and asks, "Can I have five pounds of licorice?" The candy man gets out his ladder and gets her candy and is about to put the ladder away, when in walks the blonde. He asks her, "Would you like 5 lbs of licorice, too?" She says, "No!" So he climbs down and puts away the ladder. He then turns to the blonde and asks, "What may I get you?" She replies, "May I have 10 lbs of licorice?"

How do you tell that a blonde has been using the computer?
There is white out on the screen!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She was throwing away all the W's!